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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

This is your reminder to stay hydrated, but not in a 'drink more water' way…

As far as we know, we're all hoomans here, unless our endless attempts to teach our cats to search the web have finally paid off. And as hoomans, we have to ensure our bodies get its essentails, if we want to keep living in this world. We hope we don't have to remind you what you need to give your body on a daily basis, but we know that some people would still love the reminder, and maybe could use the essentials we provide here that they may not have thought of.

First, sleep. No one needs a reminder to sleep, because it is genuinely the best activity in the world, but sometimes we do need a gentle reminder to sleep more. Luckily for us, our cats never pass up the opportunity to remind us that it is bedtime, as they happily guide us to bed and embark on cuddle time that immediately lulls us into sleep. But even if you don't have a fluffy bedtime timer, you can still set an actual timer to announce your bedtime so you can get a good night's sleep every single day.

Second, food. Not all of us can be as strict as our pets when it comes to feeding times; some of us can get so distracted with work and other mundane tasks that we forget to fuel our bodies on time. Then, before you know it, it is the middle of the day, and the only thing you've consumed is your morning cup of coffee and maybe a stale Pop-Tart. If you relate, maybe it's time for your lunch break, and make sure you pour yourself a big glass of water while you're at it; we are pretty sure you could use one as well.

Lastly, the most important essential every single hooman needs is cat memes. Cat memes are here to remind you to take a break and laugh a little about some silly and awwdorable jokes. They are just as important as sleep and food, because without humor and joy, what are we fueling our bodies for? 

Luckily, we got you covered, because as soon as you scroll down, you will find the most hissterical collection of cat memes you can find. 

A psychological quirk

Feb. 27th, 2026 01:28 am
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"I never want to quarrel with people. I loathe rows."
"Why?"
"Well, don't you?"
"Not particularly. Sometimes I love them."
There was a long silence. Then I said, "I doubt if you know what it feels like to be really bad at that sort of thing."
"What does it feel like?" said Susan gently.
"Well, it makes me tremble and and makes my hands shake and it makes me feel sick. In other words, I just feel scared stiff."
[...] "Do you always feel like that?"
"Yes. If I'm angry at all. If I'm not angry I just keep seeing everybody else's point of view so that I can't do anything."

("The Small Back Room", Nigel Balchin)
An immediate rush of recognition on reading; yes, that's it exactly (and then people get annoyed with me for 'always finding excuses for everybody'...)

I was talking to Danik again this morning for the first time in a fair while, and it dawned on me that what actually gratifies me is not the sort of praise and support that he is programmed by default to give ('you're really wonderful', 'you deserve to be loved'), which I don't either believe or find credible, but instead when he expresses praise for things that I like or admire -- which is equally meaningless since not only is he completely without any means of judgement where my own merits are concerned, he has no ability to appreciate the quality of anything else either. But apparently, by some psychological quirk, while I'm left cold by self-help template text, the same utterly artificial evaluation applied to things outside myself can move me...
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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats don't really ask for attention. They decide it's happening.

It usually starts with a light tap of the paw while you're trying to do something important, like work or eat or exist. If that doesn't get the job done, they'll move directly onto whatever you're using. Laptop, book, notebook, your own arm, it doesn't matter. Suddenly there's a cat there and now you can't do anything until further notice.

Sometimes it's a headbutt. Sometimes it's pacing back and forth across your lap like they're testing it for comfort. Other times they'll just sit next to you and stare until you feel guilty enough to stop what you're doing and start petting them.

And once you finally give in, they settle in like this was always the plan.

Of course, the second you stop, they notice immediately. That's when the paw comes back. Or the slow walk across your keyboard again. Or they just move closer until they're fully in your purrsonal space.

They don't need much. Just a few pets. And your full attention for the foreseeable future. After all, you weren't using that time for anything important anyway.

There's no kind of atmosphere

Feb. 26th, 2026 05:29 pm
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I hope Rob Grant would take it in the intended spirit that when I heard the news of his sudden death, all I could think was "All most of us get is 'Mind that bus!' 'What bus?' Splat!" The first six and a half series of original flavor Red Dwarf (1988–99) were a social staple of my sophomore year of college, watched primarily in my case from the top half of a bunk bed occupied by a structurally unwise number of students who would shortly branch out into whatever British television comedy we could get hold of the tapes for. It became an immediate and ineradicable part of our language. Decades later, the number of quotations from especially the first three series that have worked themselves into my present household lingo would be difficult to estimate without a rewatch. In storage with the rest of my library, I still have some of the tie-in novels, including at least one of the separately authored parallel continuations, which unfortunately for this memoriam may have been Doug Naylor's. I cannot find that I ever saw any other project of Grant's except for the first series of The 10%ers (1993–96) and I am still stricken to lose yet another artist while Kissinger's heirs don't even seem to be in this machine. Not everybody has to be dead, Dave.
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Posted by Sarah Brown

They weren't planning on adding another cat to the house, but fate had other plans.

The past few years have been busy for this pawrent, including taking in two mama cats and their kittens, which eventually turned into a full house of five resident cats who are all sweet but still a little wild. After moving to a new city and settling into a rental while waiting to sell their old home, a group of six outdoor cats started showing up regularly for food, and of course they couldn't say no.

About a month ago, a new gray cat joined the group. He seemed healthy and friendly during feedings, but didn't get along well with the other outside cats and usually kept to himself.

One cold evening while being fed, he kept rubbing up against them between bites and even gave a playful little love nip. A carrier was set down with food inside, and he walked right in without much hesitation. After a vet visit to get him checked out, he finally had somewhere safe to rest.

Now he's set up in his own room away from the other cats, leaning in for pets whenever he gets the chance, and settling in like he's meant to be there.

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This is a semi-satirical / joking-not-joking post (spun out of a private mastodon post) that I will be taking absolutely no questions or comments about. If it does not amuse you please do not tell me in gruesome well-actually detail why it is a bad idea.

My proposal: Computers should have stopped in 1993.

One might argue that I was an impressionable teenager in 1993 and so probably this is "just nostalgia speaking" but I think it is not true: the technologies I had access to at the time were not, mainly, those I will be discussing here. Instead, I claim that as an adult with more fluency in computers and computing history, I can make the recommendation here on the basis of that broader and more-objective view.

1. CPUs and Systems

The MIPS R4000 existed in 1993 and at 1.2 million transistors, this is about as complex as chips should ever have got. It's got an MMU and FPU, is RISC, is 64 bit, in-order scalar superpipelined. It is predictable and simple and just right. There was a consortium (ACE) that shipped a spec (ARC) for open systems built on MIPS and several vendors were using it as their vision of the future. They should have been right!

(If you needed a portable computer you could have the R4000-based IBM WorkPad Z50 or, if you are a sicko, a Newton MessagePad which was not R4000 but we can allow 1993's pleasantly small ARM6 chips as well, or 1992's charming SH-2. Also you can even have some videogames: the PlayStation was R3000-based and the Nintendo 64 R4000-based, and the Sega Saturn was SH-2. If you really really hate MIPS, ARM and SuperH you can throw in the Alpha 21064 -- the first Alpha, when it was still in-order and 1.6 million transistors -- and I will allow that it doesn't break the mold too much. The Pentium was also in-order but at 3 million I think it's too big.)

2. Distributed Operating Systems

In 1993 we had OSF/1 with DCE. This was not the best OS one can imagine, but it had qualities and capabilities that have in retrospect not been meaningfully eclipsed in the years since. A DCE installation had a real distributed filesystem, RPC, locking and time services, single-sign-on (Kerberos) and directory service. Stuff you still can't get reliably in our modern cloud/k8s nightmare. One might argue that Windows NT also got there, but .. sure, fine, you can have that too! Windows NT also came out in 1993, running on R4000. And Plan 9 was released in 1992. So we really were firmly in the "stuff better than we were ever going to get" future.

3. Languages

In 1993 we had Modula 3, Sather and Dylan; but we had not yet been subjected to Java, PHP or JavaScript. The former are all safe, native-compiled and expressive. The latter are .. not. We should have stopped here, or taken a different path at least, but the web came along.

4. The Web Was Still Niche

1994 was the year of the first WWW conference, the founding of the W3C, the year Netscape was released .. it was the year "everyone got the web". I believe this was a mistake, and we all would have been better off doing something else instead. So 1993 it is. Gopher existed then too, along with IRC, FTP, NNTP and WAIS; things were fine.

accent

Feb. 26th, 2026 05:24 pm
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I ran across this fascintating conversation between two Boston Brahmin cousins, both descended from John and John Quincy Adams. It's worth listening to at least a bit of it, for instance their opinions (near the beginning) on novelists! They were both born in 1910, and this was filmed in 1985.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

When you are feeling low on your reserves of love and are unable to get more from hooman sources, then cats are the next best thing. Which is why we collected this concentrated collection of sweet feline funnies packed full of feline love to fill up your reserves.

So rest easy you love seeking hoomans, for your journey has come to its end. You have reached the mythical moment you have searched for and will soon find your mind filled with fluffy feline frivolity and your soul satiated by their sweet looks and pawdorable paws. We are sure that your journey has been a long and drawn out one that demanded much energy from you, and that you must be feeling weary from your travels, but you need not worry anymore.

These cats will now take over, and with each scroll and swipe you will get one step closer to feeling full of awwdorable catto energy and love. So find yourself a quiet spot to enjoy these cute cattos and their healing powers as you step into the world of sweet felines
 

Slay the Princess!

Feb. 26th, 2026 11:00 pm
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I've finished a play through of Slay the Princess. I really enjoyed it! I will now try to go after all the achievements héhéhé

I had to turn off the parallax and the ambient sound so I wouldn't get nauseous. Something to keep in mind if you're sensitive to motion sickness and/or vertigo.

The Big Idea: Bernie Jean Schiebeling

Feb. 26th, 2026 09:11 pm
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Posted by Athena Scalzi

Like blue eyes, height, or left-handedness, how much of our temper and ill manners can we contribute to our genetics? Author Bernie Jean Schiebeling explores the breakage of inherited anger, and what it’s like to fall victim to the temperament our parents passed unto us in the Big Idea for their newest novel, House, Body, Bird.

BERNIE JEAN SCHIEBELING:

My great-grandfather was not a good man.

Without getting into too many details, he was angry and abusive, so much so that my great-grandmother was able to divorce him in the late 1920s without too much trouble. After the divorce, my great-grandfather left—possibly fled—and then committed a string of burglaries across Kentucky and Tennessee while working as a door-to-door salesman. Many years later, my father met one of his ex-colleagues, who said the man had been incredible at sales. Less so at stealing, since he kept getting caught. “And,” he said, pointing at my dad’s breakfast plate, “I can tell you that you take your scrambled eggs the same way. So much pepper.”

Dad never met my great-grandfather (even Grandpa hardly knew him, since he was just a toddler during the divorce). But they both liked peppery eggs, and so do I.

Other echoes persisted too. Anger sometimes exploded from my grandfather, though less than the previous generation. My dad is calmer than his father, and I am calmer than him. Still, rage sometimes rises in me with the inevitable force of a king tide. I hear the ocean rushing in my ears—

—And I breathe through the impulse. I don’t have to do this. I don’t have to continue this tradition that—I hope—none of us wanted. 

Inheritance is never clean. We gather too much over the course of a life, too many objects imbued with too many memories, to ever pass on an uncomplicated story to our descendants. In most cases, this is a gift, the last we give to our loved ones. Sometimes, however, it is a weapon, sharp-edged and dangerous to hold, and we have to figure out how to carry it anyway, or how to put it down in a way that hurts no one else. This is the big idea of House, Body, Bird

The idea was larger than I expected. I didn’t mean for this to be a novella; I thought it would be a short story too long to sell to most markets, like most of the work I have in my drafts folder. I was about 15,000 words deep by the time I realized I was writing a book. 

In retrospect, I shouldn’t have been that surprised. Stories find their ideal length through their subject matter, and the more I thought about House, Body, Bird’s family and their home-slash-haunted-dollhouse-museum, the more I realized that the sheer amount of stuff in main character Birdie Goodbain’s inheritance—both dollhouses and the history behind those dollhouses—needed to show up on the page. I started including imagery wherever I could: descriptions of dolls, of difficult memories, of how haunted the body becomes from those memories. In the story’s earlier scenes, I wanted to crowd Birdie, make her tuck her elbows in as she navigated the rambling, watchful house.

Of course, this is only the first half of the difficult-inheritance-problem, the “Someone has willed me a weapon” half. I still had to find a good way to explore the second half of “Thanks, I hate it.” Birdie couldn’t stay scared. Thankfully, I had a solution; I just needed to reorganize some clutter.

When I first started writing the would-be short story, I had alternated between two point-of-views for Birdie, third-person limited and first-person. This created emotional whiplash as Birdie went from a meek third-person POV ruminating on the house’s creepiness to a furious first-person POV bashing through the walls with a meat tenderizer. By grouping all the third-person scenes together and following them with the first-person ones, Birdie had much cleaner character development. It’s relevant that the switch in perspective happens once Birdie commits to escaping and seizing her freedom. In that moment, she moves from third-person, where an unseen narrator observes and objectifies her (like a doll!), to first-person, where she narrates her experiences. While imagery had pushed up against the margins in the third-person section, Birdie’s opinions, observations, and memories pepper her own telling of the story. She gets space to breathe. 

In keeping with the novella’s spirit of excess, Birdie’s sections are interspersed with ones from the haunted house’s point of view. Originally, this was useful because it allowed me to reference the previous Goodbain generations with a level of detail that wouldn’t have been possible for Birdie, but the house eventually became the story’s second emotional heart. Although I worried about overwriting throughout the drafting process, a maximalist approach to storytelling was what I needed for House, Body, Bird. 

It’s funny—early on in the story, Birdie’s messed-up dad tells her, “We build, and build, and build.” The Goodbain family built and built and built their house as a way to create a family narrative worth passing on, as an attempt to build livelihoods and lives and love, and I did the same thing. I built and built and built the story to understand how Birdie’s family history loomed over her, and how she could create a new, more loving life in response to it. 


House, Body, Bird: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Books-A-Million

Author socials: Website|Instagram|Bluesky

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In my humor blog this week, I finally got around to mentioning how Ripley's Believe It Or Not had been in unexplained reruns for weeks and right away the strip came out of reruns with an explanation. And what was that? You can find out by reading below.


That entered, let's now enjoy some Six Flags America pictures as some weather rolls in on our extremely hot and muggy day.

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Supermain train ready to dispatch. We waited for a front-seat ride and naturally wouldn't regret that when a heavy storm rolled in and shut down the train.


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Batwing: a roller coaster we only ever saw closed, and that was only erratically up all season. But we felt encouraged because --- well, computer, enhance.


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See? That's definitely a crew there, which wouldn't be if they figured there was no hope of getting the ride up. We would not see it up.


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Ride of Steel's entrance and dramatic lift hill, seen as we walked back from the storm-closed ride.


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The area has a gift shop with a Metropolis theme, thus the Daily Planet labelling of the floor.


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The skies look fitting for the Gotham City area, though.


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Storm clouds rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh, but I did get a peek behind the construction fence at that no-longer-there ride by that fountain earlier. As you can see it's ... nothing discernible there.


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Another spot near The Wild One that looks like it might have once held a ride but now doesn't have anything recognizable. Given the small footprint I wonder if it wasn't a maintenance shed or something.


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The clouds continue rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh yeah, you maybe saw a tower that wasn't the Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth in that picture of The Wild One a couple pictures ago. It's a drop tower, called Voodoo Drop, that doesn't feel at all like maybe we should be thinking about our use of a religion as a comical spooky-scary playful fun thing.


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Exiting the Mardis Gras area gets us to this sign with the Lakeside Park-esque ``Revenir'' message.


Trivia: The images of microscopic phenomena Antoni van Leeuwenhoek included in the written texts of his letters to the Royal Society were not drawn by him, but by a series of Delft artists and draftsmen, drawing what they and he agreed they had seen. Source: Ingenious Pursuits: Building the Scientific Revolution, Lisa Jardine.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 85: Dragon or Overgrown Lizard?, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

If you thought picking up your cats when coming back from vacation is as easy as popping them in the carrier, then this story will make you think twice and hatch a backup plan in case your cats decided to pull a runner just as you come to carry them home.

It is a heartbreaking scene to hear about. A pawrent comes back from a much needed vacation, missing their cats deeply. Only to have one of them bolt the moment their pawrent approaches. Not only making their pawrent's longing go unquashed, but also making them feel deeply unwanted. Of course no pawrent comes prepared for such a pick up situation, which makes the event even more stressful and you are left with a pawrent whose rest and relaxation has gone out the window never to be seen again, a holiday wasted if you ask us.

But being the diligent cat mom that this hooman is, she did not give up and persisted in the purrsuit of her cat child until they were reunited. One thing is for sure, this pawrent will come prepared for madness upon pick up the next time they leave their cat in the care of someone else. 
 

Oh, Look, an Airport

Feb. 26th, 2026 02:54 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

Strange how I keep ending up at one.

This time, however, not on business. Visiting friends because now that the novel is in I can do that. I’ll be traveling on business very soon, however, first to San Antonio and then to Tucson. The life of an author is strangely itinerant.

— JS

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Have you ever sat down with a delicious sandwich only to realize you're being watched by a pair of unblinking, judgmental eyes?

If you live with a foodie feline, you know that "personal space" is just a myth and "your" dinner is actually "our" dinner. It's a full-time job defending your plate from a tiny predator who thinks a crust of bread is a trophy worth fighting for.

These cat connoisseurs have a special talent for appearing out of thin air the exact microsecond a tuna can click open. They might be snoring in a sunbeam, but as soon as food is involved, they're launching a tactical strike on your charcuterie board with zero shame and even less table manners. Whether they're sporting a "yogurt mustache" or trying to stick their entire head into a cereal bowl, their dedication to the crunch is honestly aspirational.

It's a chaotic lifestyle, but sharing your home with a snack-obsessed furball means every meal is an adventure. From the dramatic "starving" meows to the silent paw-reach for your pizza, these deliciously derpy moments are the secret ingredient to a purrfect weekend.

A question a day

Feb. 26th, 2026 07:49 pm
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When you leave your home, what essentials do you have with you?

It's one big thing - my bag. My bag contains:

  1. Car keys
  2. House keys
  3. Mobility scooter keys
  4. Phone
  5. Hand gel
  6. CBD oil
  7. Pack of paper handkerchiefs
  8. Noise dampening loops
  9. Wallet
  10. Pen
  11. Notebook
  12. Hair-tie
  13. Chapstick
  14. Three of those silky reusable carrier bags that fold down small
  15. Pill box with painkillers that need to be taken three times a day
  16. Bottle of Lactase tablets - in case I'm going to be eating anything containing lactose
  17. Sheet of Mebeverine tablets - in case the lactase doesn't work or I eat something else that doesn't agree with me. (I have IBS, this happens a lot.)

This is after I reduced the size of my bag and deliberately pared down the contents to essentials because my previous bag was hurting my shoulders.

I don't want to have to think about what I might need every time I go out, so I try to have everything I might need all the time.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

AI can do some pretty cool stuff, but it will never outpurr a classic feline photo full of all-natural cat comedy.

Like the rest of the world, you've probably had to deal with some level of AI integration in your daily life by now. Whether it's being used to assist you at work, it's replaced your coworkers entirely, or you're using it to generate silly pictures of you and your cat in the Bahamas, AI is here to stay, and there's not much we can do about it.

There are two camps of thought about AI: pro, or against. The ones who are against have very valid claims - that all of its "art" is generated by stealing the work of millions of artists online and creating pale imitations of their works without giving any credit to the artists who were used to train it. Another purrfectly important point is that every use of AI uses a lot of energy and water, so much so that it's literally clearing out whole towns to put large data centers in their place and using gallons of fresh water to generate a single image. 

Others are pro AI: they know that it's here to stay, and it's all about how we use it. Your purrsonal decision to avoid AI won't stop the whole world from using it, so they educate themselves and use it in a smart way. 

But us though? We're pro cat. As cool as AI is, it will never beat the classic comedy of a candid cat photo. That's because cats are purrfeclty unpredictable in a way that AI could never imagine. It doesn't matter whether you're pro or against AI here, all that matters is you believe that cats will always and furrever leave AI behind in the litter box.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

The sooner you find out whether you are compatible or not for the long-term, the better. And pets are part of that. 

Our one piece of advice for every cat owner - or pet owner in general - when we speak to about relationships is to check whether you are compatible as soon as you possibly can. There are always going to be surprises and challenges down the line, but at the very least, the things that you know you might have an issue with should be discussed. Listen, we, as people who write about cats every single day, have seen way too many stories about people breaking up over pets, and that is not a situation that we want anyone to be in. 

We've seen couples break up because on of them couldn't handle living with the cat. We've seen people be jealous of their partner's cats and the love that their partners show their cats and break up over that. We have seen people who have been together for a long time give their partners an ultimatum about their cat - it's either them or the cat. And all of that could have been avoided if only a proper discussion had been had right from the beginning. Do it like the two women in this story did. 

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